Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 19, 2008
Transcript:
"If lightning never strikes, what's the point of lightning rods?" "How can a car symbolize your freedom when you have to make payments for four years?" "And how could you possibly gain more than an ounce from eating a one-ounce fudgeroohoo?" "Nice try." "Phooey. That's the one I liked most."
Actually I have questions similar to the last one – how can I eat a quarter pounder and gain three pounds?