Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 17, 2008
May 16, 2008
May 18, 2008
Transcript:
girl: I don' know what's worse: Howard's breath or his gas. Either way, I wish he wouldn't eat out of the compost pile. Frazz: People who give their pets human names shouldn't talk loud enough to overhear. Miss Plainwell: People with visual imaginations shouldn't eavesdrop.
This from someone who named his pet guinea pig Lyle Lovett (after the singer) because it had messed up hair like Lovett used to have.