Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 01, 2009
February 28, 2009
March 02, 2009
Transcript:
Frazz: Do not use in the bathtub. Caulfield: Or while operating a motor vehicle. Frazz: Not to be used as a fire extinguisher. Caulfield: Not recommended for unclogging plumbing. Frazz: AND don't stick it in your ear and turn it on. Caulfield: I think we're good. Man: This can' be a good idea. Frazz: When the warnings are that comprehensive, the implication is that they're complete.
And we all know they had to include the “don’t stick it in your ear and turn it on” because somebody tried it (and then proceeded to sue the leaf blower company for their own stupidity).