Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 29, 2009
November 28, 2009
November 30, 2009
Transcript:
girl: Real estate people have these things called open houses. Some are boring. Some are fun. Here's how to find the awesome ones. The awesome ones are the houses that smell funny and the owners try to cover it up. Look for a fence around a dug-up yard. They'll try to cover up the bad dog smells by baking bread. Or look for a basketball hoop. Stinky teenage boys mean a good chance of chocolate-chip cookies. Avoid dressed-up goose statues. High odds of popourri. Frazz: Is there any part of that research paper you actually researched? girl: Mrs. Olsen loves bread and cookies and piddling away Sunday afternoons.
