Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 07, 2010
Transcript:
Frazz: Ted had gone bald, and he wasn't happy. Someone had to be blamed. When Ted was young, he liked to do '60s things and listen to The Turtles sing "Happy Together." Maybe it was The Turtles' fault. Ted would sue the members of The Turtles. But Ted was laughed out of the courtroom. You don't mess around with suing Turtles. Because the moral is...Flo and Eddie win the case. Caulfield: What on earth was that? Frazz; You don't know the fable of the hairless and the tort?
I wonder if Pastis was involved with this?