Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 14, 2010
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: Where's your book report? Caulfield: I don't know. Mrs. Olsen: Caulfield! You had the whole weekend to do 45 minutes of work! Caulfield: Exactly. I finished it at 2:55 Sunday morning. When I woke up, that hour was...gone! And of course my book report was with it! Mrs. Olsen: That was daylight-saving time. Caulfield: Compliments of big government. I knew you'd understand. Frazz: The irony is, she's going to ask for that book report come November. Caulfield: No, the irony is that they excuse took me 90 minutes to think up and rehearse.