Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 10, 2011

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Caulfield: A coffee grinder won't turn gravel into sand. A coffee grinder won't turn gum into taffy. A coffee grinder won't turn an egg and sugar into cookie dough. A coffee grinder won't turn rubber bands into gold ball innards. A coffee grinder won't turn french fries into mashed potatoes. A coffee grinder won't turn Mrs. McIntyre's koi pond into a class VI rapid. But SIX coffee grinders will turn an ordinary afternoon into entertainment. Frazz: I see the neighborhood garage sale has turned a week's allowance into landfill fodder.