Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 18, 2011
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July 19, 2011
Transcript:
Frazz: Hacker is worried about teacher cuts. So he asked me to teach him how to be a songwriter. Man: Easy enough. Frazz: It's excruciating! Man: This is a latte; This is a cappuccino; This is an espresso... Frazz: This is insulting. Man: Or did you mean teach him to actually write songs?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 13 years ago
I always thought the novelists hung out at the coffee shops and the songwriters at the library.
Pipe Tobacco over 13 years ago
Hah! Very funny today!
grouchycuss over 13 years ago
what’s the last thing the Drummer said to the band? “Hey, why don’t we play one of MY songs?”
Varnes over 13 years ago
What’s the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four… Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital? Friend: “I hope so….”
Varnes over 13 years ago
If you want to write country, (or blues..) it’s better to tend bar…..
feanorr over 13 years ago
Funny funny! A girl comes home from school one day and says “Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a musician.” Her mother looks at her and says: “Aw honey, you know you can’t do both!”
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
practice, practice, practice….!!!!! Got me where I am….
A.Ficionada over 13 years ago
Hm, suggested listening, in reference to joke #3 (if not already in your music collection): Buddy Rich and Jimmy Cobb.
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
Q. What does it mean when there’s drool coming out of both sides of a drummer’s mouth?A. The stage is level.
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the guitar player has to show him how first.
starclaw almost 7 years ago
The scientist says why. The engineer says how. The historian says when. The journalist says what. The philosopher says “do you want fries with that?”