Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 03, 2011
December 02, 2011
December 04, 2011
Transcript:
Miss Plainwell: Did you survive your visit to the shopping-center Santa? Girl: Yeah. I always do. It's just a lot of work to overcome so much fear to beg for something I never get, anyway. Miss Plainwell: Not to mention, now you've been coerced into behaving for three weeks. Girl: I can't wait until I'm a grown-up and can go buy my own darn unicorn.
You can’t buy a unicorn, you have to run 26.2 miles to get one.