Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 29, 2012
Transcript:
Caulfield: Miss Plainwell, Do you have a cough drop? Miss Plainwell: I might have an old one somewhere. Caulfield: Coach Hacker, do you have a cough drop? Coach Hacker: regular or extra strength? Frazz: I don't. Why? Are you coming down with something? Caulfield: No. I'm seeing who's planning on coming in to school sick. Caulfield: Mr. Spaetzle, Do you have a cough drop? Mr. Spaetzle: There's a big bag next to my pepto-bismol. Caulfield: Mrs. Olsen, do you have a cough drop? Mrs. Olsen: A whole drawerful of 'em.
But can a teacher actually give a student a cough drop these days? (In my youth, aspirins were readily available from the school nurse).