Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 23, 2012
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen reads: The president of Fungicorp is Ronald O'Neal. He enjoys crosswords, Boston terriers and Elvis (the rotund years). He makes $200 million a year, which he supplements with bi-weekly garage sales. Frazz: Is this a Presidents Day report or a singles ad? Caulfield: Whatever gets me the A+, Frazz.
If his Filopina girfriend digs her hooks into him really good, she’ll take as much money as she can get, a lot of which is for her family.