Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Mr. Spaetzle: Ugh. My neighbors were shooting off fireworks all night. A week and a half after the 4th of July! There must be a word for that kind of behavior.
Caulfield: You want to tell him what it is, or shall I?
Miss Plainwell: A "start."
Um, people? Do you suppose it means that at least somebody is patriotic enough to still be celebrating?