Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 10, 2013
Transcript:
Girl: How did Mrs. Olsen quit smoking? Frazz: You know that cast she's wearing? Girl: Uh, yeah. From when she pushed me out of that car's way and we both face-planted. Frazz: That's her cigarette hand. Girl: Hey! I broke my page-turning hand and I still finished my summer reading list.
Gave up meat-no problem. Give up chocolate or brownies-impossible. Well I haven’t found a reason yet.