Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 14, 2013

Get the dog away from the foam finger! It might have been in Miley Cyrus’ hoo – hah!

jnik, as a sub I was recently asked to supervise a game of Charades for a theater class….The teacher asked the students to submit the names of books, movies, famous people, etc. for topics…..Big Mistake……There were a baker’s dozen of suggestions to illustrate twerking….Ah, Middle school…..Walk carefully or you’ll slip on the hormones in the hallway….

unless your local high school blackmails the community to finance a new stadium. the same local high school whose football program is sacred, their players are “saints,” and will protect those kids even if they are caught doing something illegal(drugs, test taking, grade fixing, etc….).

Actually, coaches do run, after referees who make “bad” calls, and players who make bad mistakes. lol

“(…ice cream and cake) are best for women & children.

Go ’Noles!

The college kids are all drunk by the time the game starts. They are not responsible for watching the game….

So Coach Hacker is smarter than college fans. Good for him!

When I was a student at a certain Big Ten university whose name shall not be mentioned (you can look it up in the record books, under “most consecutive losses by a division I football team”), we’d say, “we’re number two!” We were not, of course, referring to finishing position.

That’s why you go to USC or UCLA. So even when you aren’t #1, you’re not too far down the list.