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Girl: But it's HARD! Mrs. Olsen: If I can quit smoking, you can summon the willpower to do your homework. Girl: I'm happy for her, but that particular schtick is getting old. Frazz: If I can finish an ironman, you can endure Mrs. Ols...oops. Disregard.
We can put a man on the moon, so why can’t we make a good-tasting cup of decaffeinated coffee?