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Mr. Spaetzle: I read you don't have to do all this hard speedwork to live longer.
Frazz: That is true. I also don't have to eat dessert to not be hungry.
Mr. Spaetzle: I don't get Frazz.
Miss Plainwell: That is true.
And what is the point of living longer, if you’re too tired and “moral” (no eating dessert) to enjoy anything?