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Caulfield: So. The tortoise and the hare is essentially the same as the ant and the grasshopper. One's way more popular. Proof that America prefers its pedantry in a sports context. Frazz: I think we just like that the tortoise is nicer about it all.
Wait, those fables have completely different morals.
The tortoise and the Hare is all about not rushing, and how consistency leads to success.The ant and the grasshopper is about hard work now paying off in the future, while laziness leads to poverty.