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Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 17, 2016
April 16, 2016
April 18, 2016
Transcript:
Frazz: Whoo. I'm still cooked from yesterday's long run. Mrs. Olsen: You need to quit that tri-ath-a-lon stuff. Frazz: I like a well-earned cooked. Mrs. Olsen: I know someone who knows somebody who knows someone who was running and had a heart attack. Frazz: OoooOKAY. Let's find a newspaper and have a look at the obituaries. A good number will say "died peacefully surround by family". So maybe we should all avoid being around family. Mrs. Olsen: Oh, I do.
Alas, all people who exercise end up dead.