Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 21, 2016

I’m learning a lot from you this morning. First on the C&H strip, that interesting fact regarding gators and crocs, and now the word biota. In this case I guess Biota could be defined as the sum of it’s farts.

Hard to believe a bicycle could generate enough draft to influence another’s speed. Or that any low pressure it created would be far enough behind its rear wheel that another bike could get close to it. Think it might just be cyclists’ pseudoscience.

really? biological jokes are so popular, not because they are childish, but because they are jokes that everyone understands, kids, old folks, millenials… That is where their charm is, they are universal.

I guess I am “old people”. Hey Frazz, pull my finger.

Phart joke are phunnie.

I hear another downside of drafting a cycle racer is when they let their urine go since they cant stop

In one of the Flashman books, he lived among Apaches, and was named He Who Rides As Faster Than The Wind (something like that; been years), shortened to Wind Breaker.

Somehow, breaking wind sounds a bit classier than ‘farting’.

But no one with any intelligence laughs at flatulence “jokes.”

Some time ago, an older cousin who was slipping into Alzheimer’s was about to leave his house on a chilly day without a jacket. I grabbed his windbreaker and ran to him saying, “Here, you might need this in case you have to break wind!” After a few seconds, a light came to his eyes and he chuckled, “In case I have to ….” And he chuckled again. It was low humor but well worth it to see him smile.

Spinal Tap: “Break Like the Wind”