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Frazz: And on top of the defeat, Coach Hacker lost his star running back.
Miss. Plainwell: That's unbelievable.
Frazz: Oh, it happens.
Miss. Plainwell: I mean I can't believe a team that's been outscored 287-0 had a star.
Frazz: I suppose it's relative.
Ah! The theory of relativity.