Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 20, 2016

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Girl: I brought you a Christmas ice cream cone, Mr. Spaetzle. Mr. Spaetzle: I can't accept gifts, and I'm over weight and that's going to melt if you don't do something quick. Girl: I read something about "strategic giving", but this is the first I've tried it. Frazz: I don't think that's what it is, but you may not be that far off.