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Sorry kiddo.
That Mr, Spaetzle can’t function without coffee in no way implies that he can function with it.
I like that logic, though…. cos if it worked, I could fly!
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It’s like saying that if I can’t fly without Cheerios…
I could fly with them….
so all I’d have to do is eat some, and I could take wing.Â
And there’s also the unrelated idea of the sentient, auto-controlled coffee, that keeps itself from dribbling…
As though, if eating Cheerios allows me to fly,
the cereal would become self-aware, and could maybe keep me from crashing.
Or do my laundry.