Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 28, 2018

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Don’t try it with orange juice!

    I’m not sure it even works with chocolate milk…

    I wonder whether Jef actually ever tried it.

     

    An ingredient in most toothpastes temporarily shuts down the sweetness sensors in your taste buds, and also increases your ability to taste bitterness.

    It might just make chocolate milk taste like straight unsweetened baking chocolate.

     

    OK, who’s gonna try it and report back?

    Not me…

    I have to be… um… out of town….

    yeah… out of town…. someplace you cant get chocolate milk…. or… even toothpaste.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    Cracked advised brushing right before meals, the idea being that the crud on your teeth helps similarly to oils in your hair. My dentist begged to differ.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    “How now brown cow?” “Chocolate milk!”

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    pchemcat  over 6 years ago

    Why yes, yes it does taste like mint chocolate ice cream. I shamefully confess that chocolate milk is generally my breakfast and I brush my teeth after breakfast, not before. I never did quite understand why people would brush their teeth before breakfast.

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