Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 27, 2022

“Frazz, the ladies room is out of paper.”

I don’t think this is a thing. A pretend thing just to joke about for decades.

To leave a winding trail anything like this, the toilet paper would have to be “dispensing” from her.

If she only stopped to talk to one person, why are there three turns?

she’s telling Frazz about how funny it is that the principal couldn’t find the glasses on his head, while ignorant of the paper on her own shoe. it’s irony, folks.

I’ll think of this every time I forget to ignore Family Circus.

Frazz meets family circus

But all she needs to do is get some off of her shoe.

Since paper normally doesn’t stick to leather – what was on her shoe to make the paper not only stick, but stick strong enough to be dragged out of the bathroom and down the hall. Also, after the drag increases over distance, why wouldn’t the toilet paper split along it’s perforations?

Reminds me of a story about a guy with a beam in his eye.