Fred Basset by Alex Graham for January 31, 2014

He’s right though – he’s obviously warm enough so makes more sense she should add a layer than him having to shed one.

The eternal problem, whether it be in the home, or at work, nobody can ever agree on the perfect room temperature. I prefer ambient temperature where possible, then layer up/down as necessary.

You tell ’em Fred. Tell him to make himself useful.

Never have figured out why women can’t just come right out and say what they mean.

1974, Jimmy Carter asks Americans to turn down the thermostat to 68° and wear sweaters.

I often consider writing, on behalf of my wife, “Dear Abby: With the thermostat set to 68, I get cold sitting in my underwear watching TV and playing computer games. My husband, buzzing around in a sweatshirt doing the housework, says that he’s hot. Is there something medically wrong with him?”-Personally, I think it’s more moral to insulate one cubic foot than to heat 1000.-Currently rehearsing “And Then There Were None”. Rogers the servant goes to get wood for a fire, and gets an ax in his skull instead. And then there were six.

He’s right, but only to a degree