Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 15, 2011

$500 fine for setting off fireworks due to the drought here in Texas. That is outside. Then Polly wants a firecracker inside. Watch out…Here comes PETA. Here comes PETA. Here comes PETA right down PETA Lane.

Terrorists are training animals now.

So where’s the obligatory cloud of feathers settling slowly to the ground?

Why does pooch look apprehensive? Here Boy, fetch!

Must have been quite an explosive situation by the looks on their faces.

At least she is still hanging on.

A mind-blowing experience – Jimi Hendrix would approve….☻

I’m glad everybody thinks this is so funny. it would have been even more hilarious if bits of bird guts and a beak would have splattered the family.yes, just for laughs , let’s stick a cherry bomb in the dog’s mouth …….god, I love it when animals get blown up!

“I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.”This is how they have a hot time at the Smith’s house. . . .

from the Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch:Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. ’E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!Owner: No, no, ’e’s uh,…he’s resting.

You just happen to have poly explosives around the house?