Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 27, 2012

10K = 10 kills

Now that’s a workout that will get the pounds off.

every day you must run for your life. if you are a predator, you run to eat. if you are pray, you run to keep from being eaten.

… That Gent in the lower right out front of the snake looks to be the one with the most to lose? Hmm… To my way of thinking he’s in the one position I would want to be in!Run Forst Run

Eeee I put the E here for my wife! It would be safe to say she wouldn’t want to be out front of the snake.

I was chased by a Jaguar on the freeway this morning. I finally escaped when he got run over by a Greyhound.

“A small assortment of astonishingly loud brass instruments raced each other lustily to the respective ends of their distinct musical choices as the gates flew open to release a torrent of tawny fur comprised of angry yapping bullets that nipped at Desdemona’s ankles, causing her to reflect once again (as blood filled her sneakers and she fought her way through the panicking crowd) that the annual Running of the Pomeranians in Liechtenstein was a stupid idea.”

—Sera Kirk, Vancouver, British Columbia (2001 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winner)

Not an event I’d partake in!

If you want reality: it’s actually the humans chasing the animals. Humans are the most dangerous animals.