Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 13, 2013

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    jsab0  about 11 years ago

    ain’t it a shamehe forgot to disclaimthe danger of flame

    it wasn’t his aimto injure and maimor to leave lame

    if it’s all the samerather than blamesee life’s karmic game

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    edclectic  about 11 years ago

    Warning labels are not foolproof.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 11 years ago

    Some labels are so not needed unless the manufacturer is targeting people who are mentally impaired. Like don’t put perfume in your iron, just use water. Who in their right mind would ever consider ironing with perfume???

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    paultolfree  about 11 years ago

    I had a packet of peanuts that carried the warning ‘may contain nuts’

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    katzenbooks45  about 11 years ago

    Just when you think you’ve made it idiot-proof, they invent a better idiot.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 11 years ago

    10,000 years and 1000 lawsuits later, “Caution Hot!” was printed on the beverage cup.

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    xpurplezebra  about 11 years ago

    He’s off the hook. Was discovered, not invented.

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    Dave Ferro  about 11 years ago

    They must be in California (or what would become California)… This is where all these stupid warning labels come from. There is a warning sticker on packages of lead fishing lures/sinkers warning that it contains lead.. Really?!? I never would have guessed that lead fishing sinkers had lead in them. Nor solder (solder contains tin/lead). I’m glad we have these warnings as I would never have known. Duh.

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    aerilim  about 11 years ago

    Lawyers, they come with time…..

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