Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 23, 2018

“Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And a bo’ sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain’s gig.” W.S.Gilbert.

I hope he woke the other guy up to tell him.

“And when you’re done, can you leave some for me?”

From the it sucks to be you department.

And the other side of that tree has an electrical outlet.

That’s what you get for being stranded with another person. One of you might look appealing to the other, given enough time.

I rest my case (see my comment on “Off the Mark”)

You cannibal!

Their earlier experience in the lifeboat before getting to the island should have been a clue that this was inevitable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deoNAOfkXxc

This is almost certainly not going to end well.

Timothy, where on earth did you go?!

‘Hmmm…since you can’t see anyone outside of you, you just may have to look inside of you….I’m on my down as we speak….’