Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 05, 2018

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    TazzTec  over 6 years ago

    But their noses are already “as long as telephone wires.”

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    Nachikethass  over 6 years ago

    He probably needs a fire retardant cream! The pants will catch on fire, even if they are fire retardant!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    He is a heckuvan attorney. Not so good as a couturier, however.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    They will also serve him well in the afterlife!

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    I suspect that Mr. Gettemoff once worked at the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 6 years ago

    Thus saith Pinoccio’s lawyer.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I hope they’re not edible either because the DA is going to chew him a new……

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 6 years ago

    Liar, Liar Pants on fire.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Burn Baby! Burn!

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Are those Scott pruitt’s Tactical pants?

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    Daeder  over 6 years ago

    I didn’t know the president had his own line of designer pants.

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    tad1  over 6 years ago

    Must be one of Harvey Weinstein`s lawyers.

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