Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 03, 2020

For them to miss the target that many times, and by that much, I have to ask who is guarding the fort? I vote for: at least a regiment’s worth of topless dancing girls who keep appearing in the parapets and distracting the would-be raiders.

Use your skulls instead of the ram!

Hey, the life of a battering ram wielder is usually pretty short. You don’t want to put your most talented fighters on that job.

….I hear you knocking but you can’t come in…

Darth Vader called…

The troll brigade…many hits, many misses…..

I thought there were only three stooges.

I know this is the fifth time we’ve attacked the castle this week but today will be different. There will be soldiers in the castle!

(with apologies to George Carlin)

the inevitable result of filling the army with conscripts

Can’t you just call a locksmith? Next time keep a spare key somewhere.

It’s no wonder none of them have kids.

That.. is what you get when the ram team has hiccups.

Coordinated theme with Non Sequitur today?

Numb-skulls is an accurate name! Look how high up some of those marks are on the walls. Couldn’t have been the battering ram!

In a galaxy far away, their counterparts are known as Stormtroopers.