Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 15, 2020

He should just “slither” away.

Don`t worry he is damn quick on the draw, but he has trouble pulling the trigger

The snake should either bite him or they should call a truce and shake on it.

that kind of remark makes him so mad he could spit…

I once heard of a snake who lost all his money gambling. He didn’t have a pit to hiss in.

You’re lower than a belt buckle on a snake slithering through a wagon rut!

Must be selling slimy snake oil….like someone else I know….

Those Burmese pythons are everywhere!

Don’t make me rattle your cage.

This is no time for a hissy fit.

I wonder how the snake uses his gun?

And quit talking about dirty rats – you’re making my mouth water!

How is he going to draw his gun?

Boo, hisssss.