Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 13, 2025

“Guillotine” joints.

second verse, same as the first

Heads won’t always roll.

I notice my worst ‘hook up’ is usually on the golf course, but the ‘slice up’ can also be very disturbing.

Direct him to the widow next door.

Ya old king Henry was a goat , Had more than a few children born " Above the sheets " .

The good news is he’s no longer interested in your sister.

There’s a steak and chops place down the street.

I thought Henry was looking for a place to hook up his RV. You know for electricity and septic tank.

“Put him in a tu-tu and hook him up with me. We’ll make good music together.”

I guess he’ll beheading out then

Try the Widow next door. She’s been married seven times before.

Poor Henry….. never has luck with the ladies…