Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 07, 2025

Little known fact: They originated that “namesake” diet.

portrait on the wall resembles Earl Pickles

- but the lady’s not his wife

(good for him)

How dare they not show up in classic stone ware!

Feldmans, meet the Feldmans

They’re the modern stone-age family

Og ’n Ooga. I used to have a car that did that.

How can I hunt up a gathering like that?

They want to Make The Paleolithic Era Great Again.

They forgot to bring their wild wheat breadsticks.

….and when they start talking about the cave art…oy

So that’s what a Paleo diet does to you? I’ll stick with my Cheetos.

They love to sing “Hooked on a Feeling” by Blue Swede:

Ooga-Chaka

Ooga-Ooga

Ooga-Chaka

At least they aren’t out clubbing.

Ooga was a classmate of mine in high school, nineteen hundred years ago.

It is really not good to live in the past.