Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 18, 2025

“Avian ambush.”

right now, he’s the black & blue bird of ICU

LOOKS LIKE BIRD BUSINESS ALL OVER THE RUG!

Wait until the Blackbird of bitterness, the Crow of catastrophe or the Raven of regret show up.

Gloom despair and agony on me!

Both today’s Free Range and Close To Home comics show that happiness is on the downswing lately.

Where is The Chicken Of Depression?

The oriole of Baltimore gets eaten by the tiger of Detroit. The other baseball birdies flew away.

When he gets depressed, he’s “the blues”bird.

An invalid character in an Alfred Hitchcock scene once said to his ‘cheating wife’ character ’Everything’s gay as a bluebird.’

The only bluebirds I see anymore are Bluebird school buses.

♫"May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose…"♫

Some people just don’t like being happy.

I know that bird!

He is truly fortunate not to have received a visit from the vulture of victimhood.

good thing it wasn’t the bluebird of dashed hopes…