Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 24, 2010

Somebody needs to buy that dude a copy of “The Ethical Slut,” by Dossie Easton & Cathy Liszt.

Either that, or “Ten Stupid Things Men do to Mess Up Their Lives,” by Dr. Laura Schlesinger.

OMG, the Pig On Wheels has a new friend!

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/05/bear-on-wheels.html

At least think about it. When is fishnet friday?

Perhaps a restraining order is in her future.

I’ll bet you say that to all the girls!

luezer said, 14 minutes ago

At least think about it. When is fishnet friday?

Friday…..

I’d run too, lady!

Attention Teresa: This woman’s sculpted cakes are very Frog-Bloggy:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/25lfpzz

She needs to head over to Bizarro today and check out the T shirt collection, and he needs to affect a German accent and move to 9 Chickweed Lane.

these twains will never meet… they’re on diffwent twacks

What a pathetic loser! No wonder she wants to date other people.

I’m with FlightSuit, the guy needs to read Laura Schlesinger’s book really quick!