Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 13, 2010

And may no one call me ‘yella’….

YES!!!!! I am in the Frog Blog once again!!!!!

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/yes-we-feel-love_12.html

Soon I will be more famous than Adult Diaper Man!

And grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stand.

Working for one of those big-name crooked-as-a-corkscrew auction houses, lady, you’ll be lucky if you are only framed….

Bette Davis has Bette Davis Eyes. Who’d’a thunk?

Re: the FLOG. My favorite part was “and Mormons.”

Runners up? “Computer Freaks” (that’s YOU, FlightSuit), “People That Talk To Pets More Than God” (I hate them so much), “Ankle Biters” (???!!!???), and “Rebellious Women” (WOO HOO!) (can I get an “Amen” for “Rebellious Women?”).

Honorable Mention: “Lying Penteco$tal$” (good news Honest Penteco$tal$! - you’re in the clear!), “The Jews That Are From The Synagogue of Satan” (maybe the Synagogue Of Satan could use a new marketing director?), “Money Lovers” (those Jews From The Synagogue of Satan just can’t catch a break), Sport’s Nuts (if that’s how they punctuate their name then they make me sick too), and “Party Animals” (see, Rebellious Women, above).

we need a volunteer for point…..

(I will look like a coward if don’t volunteer…..) yes sir, I’ll go on point………………..

KA-POW!

oo, right through the head…..too bad! it took courage to volunteer for point

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And the wisdom to bury the bodies of the people who piss me off.

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmm, yum, Chicken….

RE: Frog Blog - Usually I feel a little out of Teresa’s loop (not that I don’t enjoy it!) but today, TOTALLY IN! I just watched the Princess Bride (again) this weekend, thus Andre the Giant. Also, I’m from Oregon, so I completely understand the garage sign.

And this goes back about a week, but on the subway this morning, I sat next to a lady who was reading the most recent issue of “New York” magazine and it features a 2-page spread of THESE GUYS! http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/typical-gocomics-readers.html

:)

…and no making clucking noises!

“Sport’s Nuts.” “Rebellious Women.” “…Mormons!” I wouldn’t even know where to start. The lettering is very neat, though!

23 sick inducing groups- and i only made 4. oh! wait that’s by my interpretation i am sure he would fit me into a couple more. great find Teresa.

all right, now you gotta use flight suit avatar as a flog blogger person (?) of the day