Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 21, 2011

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    whaletail  over 13 years ago

    Fire in the hole.

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    grapfhics  over 13 years ago

    The mother superior told him always wear clean underwear.It’s the guy with the ointment that scares me.

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    JackParsons  over 13 years ago

    Crustacean swimwear: it used to be very difficult for fetishists to find each other.

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    The Old Wolf  over 13 years ago

    Add a shower to that list and “your” golden.

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    The Old Wolf  over 13 years ago

    ♬ … rooms to let, fifty cents … ♬

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    drbob456x  over 13 years ago

    So I said to my first wife, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition. It’s bad grammar. She replied, “Where are you at, a*****e?”

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    I prefer no underwear and suntan lotion.

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    JohnnyDiego just go with that feeling.

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    pcolli  over 13 years ago

    Is it a case of, “See me after Sunday School”?

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    weeksfive  over 13 years ago

    There’s a fly in my ointment.

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    Timothyhayseed  over 13 years ago

    after all the s*x scandels , this is a sad note .

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    ransomknotts  over 13 years ago

    Father has hemorrhoids. That’s what’s priceless. The relief! Where’s the scandal in that? There are a lot of good priests out there. They’re not all perverts. Bad apples in every walk of life.

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    booktrout  over 13 years ago

    Speaking of priceless, will The Rapture bus accept Mastercard? And when will the

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    coltish1  over 13 years ago

    Does the Reverend subscribe to the principle that you should never wear soiled underwear to The Rapture? And speaking of reverends, what will Harold Camping’s next self-aggrandizing fundraiser be?

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    LocoOwl  over 13 years ago

    Re Harold – Some people are just waiting around to see if things can get any worse – from their perspective. I’d say you have a true fan, Mz T!

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    LocoOwl  over 13 years ago

    On another note… I always liked Comic Sans. During my ICQ days, that was the font I used on my chat box. I liked the irreverent spacing and sheer goofiness!

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    I just had an induced memory my lawyer say is worth a million.

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    Ray_C  over 13 years ago

    “Your” vs. “You’re”: Teresa, your too kind. That was a spelling error, not a typo. You need to tell those Gocomics people: “Get you’reselves a literate website designer or I’ll kick all you’re butts.”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    bless me father,for I have sinned.my last confession was forty four years ago……..

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    trekkermint  over 13 years ago

    watched jigoku, a movie about the buddhist concept of hell last nightnow watching dr whoshoot, i missed the rapture

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    grapfhics  over 13 years ago

    ST2, Oh you’ll be sorry when the rapture passes you by.It passed over me. Hey, a new passover ritual, but please no greasy turkeys.

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    androgenoide  over 13 years ago

    Well, the Rapture has passed us by, proving that Jesus does not love us or… maybe someone intervened… http://iammattjordan.com/

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    The Old Wolf  over 13 years ago

    I got left behind. Good thing I have my “Get Out of Hell Free” card.

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