Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 29, 2011

That is the pits!

How about tingly? Are you feeling warm and tingly?

She doesn’t like the itching, but she is ok with the swelling.

I always found armpit hair to be sexy.

Re that albino gator on the blog: I must assume that came from the New York City sewer system?

Teresa is starting to use her drawing talents. Note the expression on the lady’s face. It’s been happening for a few days now! Make us a horse? I actually signed up to Ucomics to post this! DDddd still has not.

Can’t she use a razor like normal people?

firepits.

That MARBLES post reminds me of grade school when we did a “duck and cover” drill under a stairway. I learned that day to never keep your marbles in your shirt pocket. That was the day I lost mine.

Permanent hair removal by laser—too much amperage and it could become pit removal.

Dear TeresaFB needs search a feature. I used “sapiosexual” (a condition I learned about from FB and with which I am afflicted) in a comment over at Mad Mouse, and now Kenny is complaining because he doesn’t know what it means.I’m too lazy to scroll through several weeks of FB pages to locate the reference. Little help?With warmest personal regards,Rotifer

Re: SECRET SERVICE AGENTHolmes: I say Watson. Here’s a picture of our old friend Teddy Salad.

Watson: What, Salad as in…

Holmes: Lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes … yes. As you will recall, old chap. Teddy Worked for the United States Treasury Department as a Secret Service Agent before being seconded to their CIA.

Watson: Yes, yes. Amazing fellow, that Salad.

Holmes: Well, here he is posing as a Department of Justice Investigator.

Watson: Extraordinary! I say those chaps do get all the best disguises.

I’m lusting after that Buick Streamliner.

Why should anyone get all hot and bothered when the Girl is clearly just starting to feel a bit warm" [emphasis added]? Nothing is amiss! (Well maybe the Girl is a miss….)