Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 22, 2011

But who’s counting?

Practice makes perfect!

I’m only up to 3 1/2.

Marriage is for suckers!

How about hand -me -downs?

Meh. Inconclusive proof. One successful marriage would be more convincing….

I love women, too, but I’m not allowed to marry them in most states!

I wonder where all six are buried?

I may sue.

The sixth failed marriage appears to be a rather recent thing, as the hand-written emendation would indicate.

And Old Wolf, how did you get singled out for such a glamorous photo shoot?

Mogg’s teeth, Teresa! Warn me before you post stuff like that… How the hqiz do I get Dr Pepper out of a laptop keyboard?

I must say that The Velveteen Rabbit is undoubtedly one of my favorite children’s tales of all time. It’s very important to be Real.

Women make such pleasant playthings.

Looks to me like The Old Wolf is just having his tail trimmed or something else is being sliced off. Does anyone else see a long tail?

Thanks for the HTML codes, Teresa. I got one right!

Man, get a load of Max Baer’s shoulders! I used to dream about having shoulders like that. Many hours in the gym helped a bit, but I think shoulders like Max’s have to be in your DNA.

(A guy can admire another guy’s shoulders without raising eyebrows, can’t he? For the record, I have also admired many women’s shoulders.)

He’s dangerous and he’s a playboy. Women, beware of this guy!

Today’s comic is very hurtful to those of us who have a hard time staying married (and I’m only half way to six).

Did eric sanders just call rotifer a moron? Or maybe just a mor— (half of moron).

sunsets stage their regularmelodramalargely without me. often Icannot bear to look.

it might be that line by Dylan Thomasaboutthe dying of the light.perhaps eyestired by heatsquintcannot bear the purple rage.

and now I blame you:a moth who glimpses theflamewill onlythrow himself at itindizzyness of bliss.

I suppose…

My favorite line from Good Will Hunting: “You dropped a 150 grand on an [] education you could have gotten for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.” I wonder if they ripped that from the Bradbury quote?

@Gaijinrabbit: I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me!

@shytimes: Mogg only knows. All I can tell you is that I farted and found myself at Gatwick…