Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 30, 2012

The Frog Applause has been posted on time! WTF?

I have been sentenced to spend the evening with OJ, he has a cutting wit.

That’s just fine, but don’t even dream of eating my kimchi-natto soufflé, that’s for company.

It’s not your little plain yellow Pyrex bowl! That’s the other one! This one is my little plain yellow Pyrex bowl, and that means in addition to the rest (how did you find my merkin-curler? I kept it hidden), you’ve taken my chicken wings!You know what that means, don’t you?

You look good in yellow, with a red light chain!!I will bet your eyes shine green.

Accordian players? What about the goldbrickers? I thought pirates loved their work….But check out the Urban Dictionary for their stab at the original and now socially unacceptable definition.

Nice picture of Cote de Pablo after eating those spoiled wings . . . . ☻

I love this strip- I DO- I DO!!!

Re: ♥YES, WE FEEL THE LOVE♥

Teresa – I think you are focusing too much on the less favorable comments from your gimlet eyed critics and not enough on the overwhelmingly positive aspects of their assessments, such as this gem:

“Still, it’s not like she has a fixation on horses or somethi-”

Eight accordion players with that pirate set? I believe they meant to say concertina players, or squeezebox players.

Omigosh, what happened to my Greta Van Susteren puppet then???

But…but… the smallest Pyrex bowl is BLUE. The largest one is yelllow.

Okay … okay!!! I confess … I did all the things you’ve listed … except for piddling on the miter box … my piddle is pale yellow … that piddle is pale green. So …. look for a large frog. Large frogs piddle green piddle. Thought you knew that.

While I have your attention … I want you to know … I’ve always hated that silly little yellow pyrex bowl. HATED IT!!!

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Guy much prefers the excitement of Batman vs. Catwoman to fully-clothed blondes on beaches.Where’s the motivation?

Re guy on beach: Perhaps he just dumped her, and she’s still unconscious from the shock so he started reading the comics.Or they’re both really weird.

Re Blog:Flowers – someone’s been to a Smiths concert..That is a great picture of Phyllis Diller.

I have 2 small pyrex bowls. One blue and one yellow.