Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 04, 2014

A fun dialogue from “The Simpsons”:

Grampa: “And I created an alcoholic hippo.”Homer: “You never showed it to me.”Grampa: “A STUPID alcoholic hippo.”Homer: “I still wanna see it.”Grampa: “There is no hippo!”Homer: “Then why did you say it?”Grampa: “‘Cause YOU’RE the hippo!”Homer: “Are you just saying that because you don’t want me to see the hippo?”Grampa: “I don’t have a hippo!”