Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 28, 2014

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In honor of the season,today’s Random LAME comes to us from the Jan 13, 2014 Chairs Topic:A 19th century, Russian, carved wood skeleton rocking chair

You’re not a witch, so you’re not made of wood.

It’s a Walter Lantz thing.Is Teresa back yet?

Just hang around and give them a chance.

Maybe because you’re not made of wood?

is Teresa back yet?

Just because they aren’t pecking holes into your skull doesn’t mean they don’t like you, Grace. On the other hand, it may have something to do with their being birds and you, a cartoon human….

t could be worse, Grace .Your head could be used as a granary for an ACORN woodpecker

Dear cousin Teresa,

I think the statue of imitations for comment payola is about to expire. It’s been a long time; we could use the cash.

I have never seen a woodpecker void its waste while in flight, so I guess Grace is a special exception. But the ground beneath their accustomed places for sitting or feeding is quite fertile. I had a stand of catnip and common mullein beneath a strip of wood on the sides of my house before replacing it with vinyl siding to keep the downy woodpeckers off of it to make new nesting spots for chickadees.