Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 11, 2015

Teresa’s on a two day TP roll!

Your guests are here!

“It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to.”-—- Howie Mandel

*PAH—TEE!

Big Bad John..

A little girl wearing a doggie-head mask and inviting me to potty? What crazed depravity is this?!

Wait a minute… that’s not your “happy dance”.That’s your “I need to get out and just let things go” dance.I declare this a mental hygiene day.

…thats my girl…

Some things you just have to leave to a higher power."Take my hand in yoursWalk with me this dayIn my heart I knowI will never strayHalle, halle, halle, halle, halle, halle, halle, halle"-Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show-Neil Diamond

YEA!!! A potty party!!! “Let us potty,” says she. We all heard her.

Potty on, dude. (a case where punctuation is important)

Rose isn’t going to like what I did to her Let it Be tree.Eh… she’ll never know.What happens on a mental hygiene day, stays with the mental hygiene day.

lol, what flavor is your foot, Chocolate is very popular.

Hence the bee skirt. Bees communicate by dancing.In any case, mastery of the self is the primary goal.

Hail, Baslim, clearly a person of discerning taste in F&Sf! Smith is my favorite!

Diddly-doo-doo!Doo-bitty-plop-plop!(A little scat singing…)

I don’t recall reading any of his work, but I suppose I must have at some point.Sterling made a reference to his cordwainer on a recent episode of Archer.I have no idea what that portends.

Everything has something to do with everything else.Each event is part of a larger fabric of time, space, circumstance and chance.Randomness and chance, though, are illusions created by our incomplete understanding of the underlying mechanisms of action and interaction.Everything means something, even when it means nothing at all.Especially when it means nothing at all.