Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 01, 2015

Edible bedding…….again?

Thickly slathered with french onion duvet sour cream.

Is that a dyng-spORk or a dung-spORk?(The difference is the intensity of cleaning required before using it on prepared food.)

I handed my darling a spor-kin-raw (spoon fork straw), and prepared for a fun night away from it all.

Not to mention the spor-kin- raw-chicks, with chop sticks.

Dung spork? I haven’t been to KFC in a long time.

Dung spork? They give you sporks? We have to use our hands and eat from the dirt. Man… you’ve got it made.

No forking or sporking on soiled bedding.

So, the potato mattress is done? How long did it take to roast? Are you sure it’s done? There is little more disgusting than raw mattress, unless it’s dung.I think I’ll eat out tonight….

Our old friend the spork is back. Maybe now a trebuchet?

This brings back memories of 60+ years ago when when we used to print our own stuff using a hand-cranked moveable type printing press. One had to trust that people had not put the cast type back into their compartments randomly. It also didn’t help if one dropped a composing stick.

Oh spud ,I’ve been sporked again !

Lumpy.He was Wally Cleaver’s friend.His real name was Clarence. Clarence Rutherford.Rutherford B. Hayes was the 19th President of the United States. He did not create the Hayes Modem Command Set, but was the Commander in Chief.Lumpy’s father was also Mel Cooley on the Dick Van Dyke Show.You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.