Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 26, 2016

Delicious!

Straight from the horse’s mouth!News just doesn’t get any more fresh and relevant than that.

You can’t see it here, but that kid definitely is a carrot-top.

Probably has apples in his cheeks, too.Horses love carrots and apples.

The “paper boy” in our neighborhood is a middle aged man who drives past our house at 4:30 am in a rusty 30 year old Ford pickup with one headlight and a hole in it’s muffler.

Is that a Lilliputian being consumed by a Brobdingnagian?

“Put him down right now Wilber !

You feel like Slim Pickens ?

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A horse course in journalism…yum yum

So? I read it. Big horse swallows last paperboy. No big deal. Ho hum!

Is ‘Read’ being used in the present or the past tense?

I knew that kid. He was always being bullied for wearing short pants and lace-trimmed socks.

That horse is going to spoil his appetite. Not to mention the indigestion that will plague him later.

Pepto Bismol anyone? (for the horse, that is)

Not very stable.

Fishnet Friday! (Dimond Lill)