Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 21, 2016

Thank you, just salt and pepper on my Turkey Morocco, please.

Finally getting there was no fun and then enjoy after that.

There’s no Hope and no Bing but I’m still overcome by gilt.

Competence – an income large enough to live on, typically unearned.-Okay… I’m in. Where do I sign?

I’m not sure Competence is the way to go on this one. None of the competent people in modern society seem to be in any way healthy or peaceful. They all have Major Coz’es.“My nostrils flared at the scent of his perfume: Pyramid Patchouli. There was only one joker in L.A. sensitive enough to wear that scent…and I had to find out who he was!”-Nick Danger, Third Eye: How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You’re Not Anywhere At All?

Is continent the opposite of incontinent? (asking for a friend)

For only 4 monthly installments of $55.00, you can have a beautifully-bound, collector’s edition of “The Wizard of Oz”…

http://tinyurl.com/z5bgxju

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

I used to be sublimely competent.Then I tried to actually do something.

Where do they get rolling papers that big?Or is it more of a pipe thing?Nothing like a good Turkish Meerschaum!(If I should seem overly expressive in the immediate future, it is because I have stock-piled a great deal of various punctuation. I swear that I will never run out of exclamation points again, even if I should become a p0l1t1cal common ’tater.)

Only seven bucks for the “Turkey” (Turkish) Morocco with full gilt?! I’ll take a dozen and sell them for outlandish high prices through some online book collector’s club….Gobble gobble!