Welcome to the Frog Applause Undercover Intelligence Bureau, Employee Intake Division. Orientation will begin at a time and place that will be disclosed in a coded message in one of the previously designated dead drop locations. You don’t know where they are. If you are able to locate a coded message, decode it and show up for orientation, your chances of employment are good, presuming you can pass the drug tests. Thank you for your interest in the FAUIB. If you are unable to attend orientation, your resume will be kept on file for five months, after which you must re-submit to be considered for intake.Good luck!
Hear no evil comic, see no evil comic, speak no evil comic!Mwahahahah!That can be arranged. Welcome to the Comical Dungeon of Unspeakable (Unhearable, Unseeable) Horrors!Please lie down on the operating table austere couch….
Welcome to the orientation session. As you can see, much of your job will be as a courier, with messages or information sewed into or inscribed upon your person. On occasion, you will be able to decode and correctly interpret the information you carry. When this happens, it is expected that you will carry out whatever instructions you have thus intercepted without hesitation or question. Best of luck to you and welcome to the FAUIB team!This concludes orientation. We expect you to be a valuable asset, and hope to see you at your exit interview upon your retirement from service, should you show up for it. If you do not, then we will send your severance package to you. In that case, don’t bother to look us up, as we will find you.As always, everything is sensitive and secret, so any disclosure will result in premature termination of service, with necessary adjustments to your severance compensation.
Bill Thompson over 8 years ago
No, no, no! I don’t want a piece of his mind!
*Hot Rod* over 8 years ago
What no bootleg blu-ray versions, without the authorized permission of the national union.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Welcome to the Frog Applause Undercover Intelligence Bureau, Employee Intake Division. Orientation will begin at a time and place that will be disclosed in a coded message in one of the previously designated dead drop locations. You don’t know where they are. If you are able to locate a coded message, decode it and show up for orientation, your chances of employment are good, presuming you can pass the drug tests. Thank you for your interest in the FAUIB. If you are unable to attend orientation, your resume will be kept on file for five months, after which you must re-submit to be considered for intake.Good luck!
The Old Wolf over 8 years ago
I have recommended frog Applause to many people, and have an equal number of felony convictions.
William Neal McPheeters over 8 years ago
Sorry… you’re gonna have to spell it out for me!!!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Hear no evil comic, see no evil comic, speak no evil comic!Mwahahahah!That can be arranged. Welcome to the Comical Dungeon of Unspeakable (Unhearable, Unseeable) Horrors!Please lie down on the operating table austere couch….
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Welcome to the orientation session. As you can see, much of your job will be as a courier, with messages or information sewed into or inscribed upon your person. On occasion, you will be able to decode and correctly interpret the information you carry. When this happens, it is expected that you will carry out whatever instructions you have thus intercepted without hesitation or question. Best of luck to you and welcome to the FAUIB team!This concludes orientation. We expect you to be a valuable asset, and hope to see you at your exit interview upon your retirement from service, should you show up for it. If you do not, then we will send your severance package to you. In that case, don’t bother to look us up, as we will find you.As always, everything is sensitive and secret, so any disclosure will result in premature termination of service, with necessary adjustments to your severance compensation.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Mum’s the word!