Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 27, 2016

I don’t know anyone named Keith either.

Does he have theme music that plays when he enters the room?

By the way, he has excellent core strength.

The warden said, “Hey, buddy, don’t you be no square, If you can’t find a partner, use a wooden chair”…

Elvis PresleyJailhouse Rock

I notice a Like you can click on to the left of comic panel.

“He’s the most uninteresting man in comics”…….“Stay lame my friends”

Rather up-tight and rigid, isn’t he?I knew a Keith when I was eight years old—he was a younger guy, maybe five. And much later, when on a project overseas, I had a Keith for a roommate; he is now deceased.How long does the two-chairs routine continue?

Her investigations met with a great deal of resistance. But to her, the lack of information was as informative as anything else. Years of living in a closed society where gossip was an inflated currency had left her with the ability to read silences, to see how people arranged information to hide things they didn’t want discovered or discussed. The gaps he spanned with trivial talk were as meaningful as honest discussion might have been to a less sharp listener.Just enough of a challenge to alleviate boredom, was her opinion of the conversation.

So maybe I’m not the least cool guy any more.

Is “planking” a dance? -One of my Great-great-grandmothers was a Keith. But, you know, she died long before I was born, so I didn’t really “know” her.

I do know my Uncle Keith Constance… my mother’s youngest brother.

I know someone named Keith once, but now he’s gone. Wow, what a joker he was.

If I was Carly Simon ,I would think this toon was about me !

I can balance on chairs without a towel to protect my neck. What a wimp.

I know three Keiths.

La Bocca della Verità

I got nothing.How’s that for lame?

Well then…might as well jump off a bridge!