Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 07, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Rats have superior intelligence, but they don’t know when to shut up.

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    *Hot Rod*  about 8 years ago

    Better ‘wing it’ rabbit. Don’t let it ‘flop’ rat.

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    INGSOC   about 8 years ago

    Equally, both rodents inherently carry the same fleas..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    His dialog was “Run away! Run away!”The perfected actor doesn’t need lines to speak.

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    William Neal McPheeters  about 8 years ago

    “All the world’s a stage,And all the men and women merely players:They have their exits and their entrances;And one man in his time plays many parts.”-—Jaques in As You Like It

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago

    BUNNY!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Bunny said, “Eat your hay.”.

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    Radish...   about 8 years ago

    Meanwhile, the turtle won the race.

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    coltish1  about 8 years ago

    And thus through forgetfulness, the bunny adopted the rat’s advice. it doesn’t matter how you get there.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 8 years ago

    The rabbit was vewy vewy quiet.

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    wilburgarrod  about 8 years ago

    I guess he just wiggled his nose and as usual and said nothing

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    Ray_C  about 8 years ago

    We solipsists (actually, I am the only one) urge you all to remember your lines.

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    painedsmile  about 8 years ago

    Even though every Frog Applause looks different in many different ways, I can always tell that it’s a Frog Applause. Even without a vertical “Teresa”.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Captain James T. Kirk: The play is over. It’s been over for twenty yearsAnton Karidian: I was a soldier in a cause. There were things to be done, terrible things.

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    painedsmile  about 8 years ago

    Yikes. I can’t believe I said that.

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    painedsmile  about 8 years ago

    Pretend I meant a weathervane with a rooster and an arrow on top.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Buck Russell: Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.John Candy was probably the only one who could adequately deliver that line.

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Would Teresa implicitly criticize Happy Happy Happy Caregiver for failing to master his lines in this intricate serio-comedic performance of lameness? Or am I too sensitive to the Bunny! implications of rabbit? This is not an easy question. It needs mulling, aging….

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